- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to get extra homework

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

mint berry crunch

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to rotten food.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to turn retarted

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers