- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to think your dreams are real.

Pointless Super Powers