the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to never get spam

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to fart snot

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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meh.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!