- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to taste the food you deficate

the ability to slap someone with your foot

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to write on this website

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

the ability to think you can fly

The power to STFU!

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

the ability to have a useless ability.

Diamond hard left nipple!

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

The power to lick your own tongue

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The power to talk and listen at the same time

A cat with human-like reflexes.

The power to kill Pedobear.

The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Pointless Super Powers