The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to procrast ....

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to be bradley

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!