The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!