The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to die at will

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!