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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle
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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.
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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.
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The power to stare directly at the sun
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The ability to be heard in space
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.
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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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The ability to change the color of your poop
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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the power to be good at something your already good at.
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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.
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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.
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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.
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The ability to become visible at will.
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season
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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!