- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to wish you had a power

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

Pointless Super Powers