the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!