- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to read your own mind

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

75% levitation

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power... to move you.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the ability to levitate

The power to even

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Pointless Super Powers