The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to be alone

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to not have a superpower

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!