The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to microwave bread

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to self destruct

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!