The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!