- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

being black

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The ability to become visible at will.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to become powerless

Pointless Super Powers