the ability to tell time without a watch

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to ejaculate needles.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +148

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to autocorrect your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to swallow instead of spit

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

thumb_up thumb_down +118

Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

thumb_up thumb_down +116

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to get wider by eating junk food

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to read your own mind

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the power to hovertate

thumb_up thumb_down +106

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!