- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to predict the present

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

Pointless Super Powers