The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to have children at will.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to predict the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!