the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to die at will.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!