- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop your addiction to placebos

the ability to live on the edge of a building

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

the ability to be a vampire on a stick

The ability to vote

The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

power to pass kidney stones at will

The power to turn wine into water.

The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

The power to not know your super power

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

the power to charge car batteries.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

Mutant Paper-skeleton.

the ability to laugh like george bush

The power to multitask using your ball hairs

The ability have sex with Betty White

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

Pointless Super Powers