The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to die at will.

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The power to dickfart.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to die without any control

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!