the ability to see fairy's

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to park very acurately

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Farting at will

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!