The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

Ladder hands.

the power to turn apartly invisible

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the ability to know what the fox say

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The ability to crap barbed wire

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

power to have no power at all

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!