the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through glass

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!