- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to die

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to become visible at will.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

Pointless Super Powers