- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any power at all

The power to wish you had a power

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to obey gravity

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers