The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!