The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!