To have the power to breathe

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The power to die

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to do nothing

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!