- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to become visible at will.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

cry acid tears

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to like justin beiber

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to become powerless

Pointless Super Powers