The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power of hindsight

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!