The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to fly when in something flying

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to die

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!