The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!