The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to be poor for life

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!