The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to die at will

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to jump

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!