- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to digest corn.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to see through windows

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Nothing

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to enter a coma.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

Pointless Super Powers