The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!