The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!