the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!