- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to die at will

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power of being pointless

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

power to transform into a dick with legs

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The ability to jump

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

Pointless Super Powers