The power to divide by 0

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!