The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have children at will.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the ability to enjoy school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!