- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power to be forever alone

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

Pointless Super Powers