The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be french.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to smell whore

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to die at will

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!