The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to lick your elbow.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!