- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

the power to talk backwards

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to punch that like button

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the ability to do absolutely nothing

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the power to see through water.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to pee a few times every day.

Pointless Super Powers