Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!