the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to vote

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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ability to find good woman drivers

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to not know your super power

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!