the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!