The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!