- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to talk to humans

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to become black!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to die at will

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to kill yourself.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!