The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!