The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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The power to eat nandos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!