The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!