- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

+81

the power to make bubles without soap

+77

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

+75

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

+69

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to ejaculate

Being alive (until you die).

The power to display emotions at will

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Acid tears.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.