the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to start time.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!