Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to self destruct

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!